5 year old: 🎼 Bob the builder can he fix it?!
Edgy 5 year old:

I'm soft but I got an attitude
affdhbdfjojvtij im goNNA CRY
JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS JUST “BAD WATER”
Listen, sometimes you’re swimming and you dont see the angry ocean ghost zap you, so you decide that its the water that hurts
@thelostmoongazer because you love jellyfish
this is offensive
Hey guys what is New Year’s going to bring us all?
Let’s hope a meteor this time. Or at least a big epidemic
Mood